Thanks everyone for entering MY VERY FIRST GIVEAWAY! Things I have learned: my comments section is currently not set up to display numbers on the comments. Rather than attempt to fiddle around and undoubtedly find some way to accidentally delete all the comments, I decided to make one big screencap of all the eligible comments and number them myself. That thing is a masterpiece.
Enough of my handiwork. The winner is Fry!
And here’s the screenshot from Random.org:
Don’t worry everyone else, there will be more giveaways at unspecified times in the future! Chances will, over the course of our history together, abound.